I'm a Piranha

imagineyourfavoriterobot:

Imagine your favorite robot being super protective of you and promptly yells at anyone who’s a stranger to leave you alone because they don’t want you to get hurt by new people

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

space-bridge-to-nowhere:

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Happy birthday, G1 cartoon!

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ratchmutt:

imagine your favorite and second favorite robots having a verbal debate over who gets to be your guardian.

imagineyourfavoriterobot:

Imagine your favorite robot painting their fingertips with colorful nail polish, and offering to do yours as well.

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
One’s
Car wouldn’t start.
One couldn’t
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,
This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment
(via causeimtabitha)

briannacherrygarcia:

My parasol was looking kinda plain so I decided to fancy it up. Took about four days to complete using a 2B pencil and Zebra brush pens.

imagineyourfavoriterobot:

Imagine slow dancing alone with your favorite robot and they tell you that they love you.